So what does this look like to you? A mild mannered Navy wife living in the San Fernando Valley? Maybe.... but this is actually a Ninja. You want to be an ex wife or ex girlfriend who wants to fuck with me and make my life hell? Go ahead.... but my sister knows where the information is and how to get it. She will figure out why you are so damn sketchy. She's fucking ruthless and not scared to tell me if you're a piece of crap. She also makes gluten - free chocolate chip pancakes... so fuck off.
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
FRISCO CREW
Forget what you make think of San Fransisco, and know that this group is still keeping it from completely becoming Sodom and Gomorrah. They way these guys live their lives and treat each other is the way I imagine the Roman Legionaries did in the days of Pompey Magnus. Theirs is a world of hard work, hard circumstances, getting a job done, scraping by, standing independent in a city that encourages you to take a handout. Wherever they are, something is happening. Ride your bike with them around the City for an afternoon and you will realize your skills are horribly lacking. You'll also realize that those clowns at the local "bike night" in the Flingers parking lot are nothing but fucktards who have a $700 monthly payment to live a Bob Seeger song for 3 hours a week.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Friends in Low Places....
I've got nothing interesting happening right now, so I want to make several posts about people I know and have met along the way. You may know some of them, most you probably don't. But they are my people, and I've deemed them worthy to write about.
Let's start with this guy. Most of you know of him. Certainly the types that would be reading my shit would. To sum up my feelings about him: He's complicated. I've known him to be incredibly cool, and I've known him to be a dick. I've got the same failings myself, it's just that nobody is looking at me. He's had a shitty year, and I hope things are getting better for him. He and I had the same type of year basically, pretty much down to the letter. But again, nobody gives a shit what I'm up to. You can all think what you want, and leave a shitty comment, but this is my position: I have arguably the coolest, most badass motorcycle sitting in my garage waiting for spring so I can terrorize the streets again, and it's about 30% because of him. When he wants to be he is the most encouraging and inspiring person I've ever met. A compliment from him, can, and has, sent me home from a party to spend hours at my workbench in the attempt to make something that is already great, even better. His skills are unquestionable, and he is outstanding at anything he feels like being good at. His is a true American story, up from nothing and to the top, all built on calluses and cuts, frustration, fear, talent, competitiveness, luck, and for sure a few dirty deeds. He's down now, and it's his own fault, and he knows it. Some people are enjoying giving him a kick right now too, but those will be the same people that will line up to slobber on his balls when he comes back.... and he'll come back. ....I just hope everybody gets their bikes.
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